Stupid people 101

Why is it that "I" run in to or know everyone that is stupid? If I go to the store, I expect to run in, get what I need & get out, right? Wrong! Upon entering the building (we will call this one the wonderful world of Wally) there are small, unsupervised children in or around the gaming machines/ride ons as you enter, therefore making it difficult to even get a cart. I guess I live in Hillbilly country USA (home of the rednecks y'all) because the mom's are still in the pj's at 3pm & just had to make a wally world run for some cigs & Pepsi... Did I mention that the said mothers as well as the kids, haven't brushed their hair for the day & I can only imagine those teeth... After making my way past the sea of children, I am greeted by the "greeter" & what are they there for now? Do they not fetch you a buggy anymore? Hell, they don't even smile as you pass them by, happy greetings, my ass! So I am off to get me some groceries, y'all! Let's start by getting some fine deli luncheon meat, wait let's wait 10 mins before the meat slicer (is this his title?) looks your way... & just how may he help me, he inquires! Well let's see, I have this zit on my ass that needs popped but I don't think he wants to hear about that so give me half lb of turkey instead... After what feels like 10 mins, he gives me my meat, 1lb of turkey, WAIT, did I not ask for half a lb? Where did this moron go to school anyway? Does it even matter? I take my meat & make my way over to the fruits & veggies... As I am about to grab a bag of grapes there is someone in front of me fingering through every bag & sampling them as they go... Did you not have lunch today, that you need to get some freebies in the fruit aisle? Ok, let's forget the fresh stuff, it may not be better for you in this store anyway. After we get our luncheon meat, chips, coke (sorry Pepsi drinkers but coke is my poison) some yummy ole TV dinners & some zit cream for that zit on our ass... We head to the check out, where we wait FOREVER! WHY oh WHY is there 3 lines open & 300 people in line in this store? Of course I have to be in the line with the lady that has 300(not really, good guesstimate tho) coupons for 10 items? && she also goes through EVERY sales paper for the cheapest price on her Pepsi & toilet paper... Just pay it & go on lady, others in this line have a life too... Gee, it is my turn & I have to have the little Miss Sunshine of the grocery world, how am I? Ummm you don't don't want to know, sweet cheeks! Just scan it & let me get out of there, k? Why did she just look at me like that, was it the sweet cheeks comment? & here I thought I was being nice to her! FINALLY I can leave this money pit to head home... As I walk by the "greeter" who now looks like a hardened statue to me, I smile & say good bye because I am thinking that I am leaving this place & not one of the unlucky ones to be entering this fine establishment... I see the sea of children in the ride on cars & accidentally drop a quarter for one of them to pick up so they can ride just one more time, mommy! I almost feel sorry for the people that I pass in the parking lot as they enter but their journey has only just begun where as mine has ended for the day!